Yesssssss. Quidditch in the springgggg.
Actually, I have a lot of friends who play Quidditch. We recently had a match against another college in our state.
YEAH HOW DARE THEY TRY TO GET EXERCISE AND FRIENDS IN A FUN INNOVATIVE WAY I MEAN IT’S NOT LIKE REAL CELEBRITIES...
MY HOUSE HAS A MOTTO: NO NERDS ALLOWED. AND UH, CAN YOU GIVE US A RIDE TO QUIDDITCH PRACTICE? ON THE WAY WE CAN TALK...
YEAH THEY’RE JUST GAY AND NERDY AND SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND GAY AND UGLY AND UNATHLETIC AND STUFF. AND GAY.
YEAH. IT’S PRETTY MUCH A NERD SPORT FOR KIDS WHO DON’T GET OUT MUCH. GETS THEM SOME SOCIAL CONTACT. IT’S A GOOD THING.
I actually play two “real” varsity sports. How mant do you play? Oh, that’s right..
that’s not how you play rl quidditch, son
I DON’T KNOW IT’S FOR FANKIDS THAT CAN’T EVEN RIDE THE JV BENCH
WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST.
well i mean yeah
Dat ass, Amber~